Me: Mom, NO!
*Mom pulls out Cosmo*
that is no read aloud material
Mom: Hey, you should hold a penis like a water balloon.
Me: Stop, I believe this is considered child abuse.
*grabs pen from card table*
Can I thrust this pen hard enough into my nose, once. just to cause a lobotomy?
I do love good old chats with mi madre =D
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