Cause that's just WEIRD

Me: Mom, NO!
*Mom pulls out Cosmo*
that is no read aloud material
Mom: Hey, you should hold a penis like a water balloon.
Me: Stop, I believe this is considered child abuse.
*grabs pen from card table*
Can I thrust this pen hard enough into my nose, once. just to cause a lobotomy?

I do love good old chats with mi madre =D

YOUTH OF THE NATION --POD;;

Yo. So I finally got iTunes back on my computer!
My mom accidentally spilled pop on my comp last night and now my keyboard is being a douche, so this is the end of my post for the day
-JAE

OMG! It's Mitch Pileggi!

I was watching Criminal Minds and I thought I recognized the guy playing the unsub and therefore a convo began with my mother.
Me: "Is that Mitch Pileggi?"
Mom: "I dunno, could be."
Me: "It looks like him, it can't be."
Mom: "Look it up."
Me: *goes to IMDB and looks it up* "What's the name of this episode?"
Mom: "Normal."
Me: "HOLY FUCK IT IS HIM!"

few minutes later

Me: "I don't know if I can watch this, I mean, he played Skinner!"
Mom: "Oh knock it off."
Me: "I'm serious! I mean, he's playing evil and he played the guy who saved Mulder!"
Mom: "Get. a. life."
Me: "Not talking to you."

yeah, cause X-Files is my life!
-JAE